Don't Call it a Comeback!

I have really misss the satisfaction I get from blogging. Lemme go think up some new shite and get back to u.

This frickin' makes me laugh...thang...oh, you speakin' ebronics!

Holy, Crap!!! Where am I????

Whoah, I am blogging...it's been forever...

Here is a pic of Booger, my newest addition...isn't he darling, all scratching his fleas...


Tyson is still the loveable chub-bug...and Jinxy is still sassy as ever...

Jason Castro is MY American Idol...

Did you Miss Me????

That Tyson...what a dork...like, oh my god! Doesn't he know that Hello Kitty is soooooo yesterday...








I have a new love this year...it is called instant oatmeal...







God save this queen....







Napoleon, gimme some of your tots!









Six blocks from home...


Yay. I rode in this car in San Diego...What a whale of a good time...


and someone said I was a bad photog...

Random New Photos

I have taken some time away from blogging, as you know...but since all my fans out there are beating down my door asking about my big comeback, here are some random photos.

Tired, there, Jess?
I absolutely love this little guy...





If you are on my blog you have made the bigtime...

My new (dirty) car...


Don'tcha love photos you can blackmail with?

Jinx is alive and well, sassy as ever...


Luci and Dave at the Garlic Festival...

Me and my hero at the Garlic Festival...you want fries with that shake?

This man scares me.

I slipped and landed on a cigar in DC...

I just returned from a fun-filled trip to Washington DC...Here's the hotel I stayed in, I trying to not look all broky-broke in this joint!
Nathan's, in Georgetown, a restaurant where I ate breakfast. Supposedly this is where JFK Jr. asked Carolyn Bessette to marry him...how tender...til we found out he was a cheat! fucker.


The White House!
Any former Ford owner should be able to appreciate this photo of some nub in a tie with a broken down Escort.
And right now I do not feel like adding any clever comments, so shut the fuck up and enjoy my photos, bitch.




Mr. President, I'll show you my oval office...

I am Alive!

And pulling a Britney Spears/Jason Alexander on yo asses. Marriage ain't for me...

But get this, I got a rad new job recently, working from home...think Gnomes...think travel...

Other than that, all is good, sorry I gave up on my blog, bitches...

whoah...I disappear from blogger for a few weeks, and I come back, and wow! a new blogger...



Check it out, Spinning Girl revealed her package

Not that package, you sicko......the neato box of lovin'...no, not that box...



BTW....that dumb chick from Charles in Charge and Benson has my name, Melissa Fisher, but goes by Missy Gold...



That whore...

I got an email from someone who thought I was her...this could be fun...

Damnit.

I met Eva Mendez at LAX, and dammnit, my camera was in my cheked suitcase.
She was cute, but shook hands like a 97 year old lady.
How charming.

Foot-Mattress Queen

I own a pink pair of Floatie Sugar Shoes. i bought them a year ago in San Diego. But somehow, I feel like the only person on earth who owns these. They feel like walking on a crib mattress. Airy, cushiony, but heavy as bricks when you walk.

Do any of you wear these, know someone who wears these? Do you love 'em or hate 'em?

Happy New Year!

Sorry about the neglect on this site. I have been lounging and doing not a damn thing for about 11 days. Hopefully you are doing the same.

I'll be back later! oh, and the box of goodies for Spinning Girl is almost completed and will be sent later this week. YAY!

Viva Las Vegas

I started out the first two nights at the Stratosphere. Decent rooms, poor front desk service, and a shitty $35 room service steak dinner that tasted like I cooked it! And they gave me ketchup....for a steak? The nerve!




Then for the two other nights, I stayed at Hard Rock Hotel....Am I in love...the rooms are awesome, and my room service arrived looking delish!





Look! A fully stocked bar,snacks, and sex games and toys...all for sale in the convenience of your own room....




I then was invited to a big work-related shindig....Earth, Wind and Fire performed...I love that song "After the love is gone..."

Is it me, or does this guy totally look like Leonardo DiCaprio?
Nothing like a good headlock from a hottie...
My dear friend Miss M...she has a sense of humor like mine...and I think she kicks ass.

West Coast Chopper Burgers

On my way home from the airport, I stopped by Jesse James' Cisco Burger, next door to West Coast Choppers in Long Beach...and guess who I meet?



Look at what he drives....Sandra Bullock is lucky...he's kinda hot in a skanky kind of way...

Come with me later this week to Sin City...

And we will soon be ready for an inventory of goodies for Spinning Girl's box!

Mr. DeMille, Jinx is ready for his closeup...

he's pissed.



For Miss Spinning Girl....





Fresno....there is nothing else to do but buy my staff pizza- poolside...
what? you want me to jump? dare me....

Here is my gift for Spinning Girl...wasabi...and the Lucky Chess thing-a-ma-jig/...

I thought long and hard...what should I get myself for Christmas? I got a stero system....